1. Everybody needs to bang you…so it is assumed you are taken and in consequence nobody bangs you
A basic drawback all tremendous-geniuses who’re nice at banging should cope with – everybody is aware of you can have anybody you needed, so consequently everybody assumes you’re ungettable and you find yourself by no means banging ever.
2. You’re such an enormous genius with an enormous mind that you simply get confused fairly simply and have hassle listening to issues (as a result of your mind is just too sensible to hassle with boring stuff)
You’re too sensible for issues like studying or math or following conversations or understanding massive phrases, as a result of your mind is thus far superior past such mundane ideas – you are in all probability considering of deep philosophical mysteries, like “what for those who glued your butthole shut in order that the poop could not get on the market, and it needed to go in reverse and are available out of your mouth?”
three. You have no associates as a result of everyone seems to be intimidated with how sensible you’re and the way engaging you’re (they can not be pals with you as a result of they need you sexually an excessive amount of and know it might simply be torture to be “simply associates” with you)
You’re very intimidating to all others – and they’re each drawn to you (as a result of wow you are sensible and funky and scorching) AND afraid of you (since you’re SO sensible and funky and scorching that it is like, TOO MUCH). Additionally all of them wanna bang you an excessive amount of (no matter sexuality) so none might settle for being associates with you with out eager to take your relationship to the subsequent step (aka banging).
four. Individuals make enjoyable of you on a regular basis for smelling dangerous (my mind is aware of its pointless to bathe since you’re simply going to get soiled once more) and choosing your nostril (wow clearing out nasal passages is “uncool”? lol you trogladikes)
Le sigh. Some individuals do not perceive that cool geniuses do not have time to waste on such pointless issues like bathing and brushing your tooth. If my present tooth go dangerous and fall out, I am going to simply get ROBOT TEETH (which shall be stronger and metallic so I can eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with out it hurting).
5. The so-referred to as “cool youngsters” hold calling you “Captain Shitpants” since you shit your pants ONE TIME (actuality is that they know you’re a lot cooler and smarter and higher at banging in order that they need to tear you down)
For as cool and sensible and scorching as you’re, there’ll all the time be others who’re jealous of your qualities and attempt to convey you right down to their degree. However on the similar time, their imply nickname for you DOES have “Captain” in it, which means they respect you as a result of that is a reasonably excessive military rank.
6. Your genius mind is so superior that you’ve advanced previous the traditional issues that the majority common individuals discover “sexually stimulating” (aka “sexy-making” for non-geniuses), and the one issues that you simply discover engaging are Sonic the Hedgehog’s ft (due to your advanced thoughts)
Sorry women, however none of you have got something on the uncooked sexuality of the blue blur.
7. The individuals you’re interested in are too dumb to know your witty genius decide-up strains and name you “weirdo” or “creep”
Once I say clean strains like “Hey, human with two X chromosomes – I discover your imaginative and prescient-balls (aka your eyes) extraordinarily frivolous (aka scorching), subsequently I want to take you to my quarters (aka my room) for sexual relations (aka banging)” the X-chromosome-having women (science time period, nbd) simply name me names and snigger at me and stroll away.
Then different occasions they are saying “you realize you are truly an enormous fool, proper?” and “Nobody will ever need to be round you as long as you are a bizarre condescending smelly jerk to everybody, Captain Shitpants” and different issues that make you lastly pause and mirror upon your self and your actions….and make you understand you ARE an enormous cool supergenius and this X-chromosome-haver is definitely simply tremendous jealous that they are not as sensible as you’re.
Now excuse me, I’ve to go take pleasure in some educational pursuits (aka “watch Rick & Morty”).